Universal Law of Boyfriends
I have a theory: the only thing you need to get a new boyfriend, is another new boyfriend. It’s like a universal law of boyfriends. Some ex that you gave too many chances to, will always reappear whenever you embark on a new relationship.
The new relationship, of course, is with One Ball. We had sex for the first time, then who fucking appeared? My Mr. Grey – and he has decided that he does want me.
I haven’t spoken to Grey for a while. A few weeks, perhaps. He didn’t have a clue what he wanted and didn’t answer my questions asking for clarification, so I decided to stop waiting.
Anyone would’ve done the same, right?
But then he sent a text: “I want to see you. Are you free next week?”
Literally within hours of fucking OB, Grey appeared again. It’s like he knows. He always knows when I’m starting to like someone brand-new, then he pops up, predictable as anything, with plans to “accidentally” ruin it.
It’s Grey’s specialty, and I both love and hate it in equal measures.
“I’m not free next week,” I responded. “I’m also not sure I’d be able to get the time off work at short notice.”
I thought it might put him off for a few weeks, giving me time to straighten things out and figure out what the fuck’s going on. Sadly, it didn’t.
“Week after?” Grey offered.
Oh, fuck off.
FUCK OFF.
I begged that man to give me answers, to define what we were. He couldn’t even give me an answer as to whether we were exclusive or not. Now he’s begging for my time? Does he know about One Ball?! How could he possibly know? He can’t know. There’s no way for him to know.
So, how the fuck does he know?!
How does he always know that I like someone else? Every single fucking time? How is his timing that spot on, every single time?
What do I do now?
Should I tell one about the other? That could screw them both up, then I’d end up with nothing. None of this is exactly my fault, so I’m not suffering as a result of it. Absolutely not. No fucking way.
What if they both decide they want me?! What happens then? How long can I keep juggling these two men without them knowing about the other?
How the fuck do I keep finding myself in these positions?
Thanks so much for reading my blog today! 🖤
You can read all about My Mr. Grey, from start to finish, right here.
If you’re interested in the One Ball story, you’ll find that right here.
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